2 testi yang menyakitkan hati

Just after i log into my friendster account, i got 2 testimonials 'sakitkan hati' when i read it.
1st, my friend asked me to customize his page, change the background.
Tak cukup, dia siap arah lagi tulisan nak warna apa, latar belakang warna apa.
Pergi la mampos. Page aku pun tak tertukar-tukar.
Even if my page background is changed, its not me who had done it.
Yang aku nak marah sebab hari tu aku dah buat untuk dia.
Lagipun bila untuk aku pun tak terbuat, apa kes nak buat untuk orang kan?
De plus, untuk apa page lawa? Apa setiap kali orang view dapat €1000 ke?
Simple is enough, as long as we can communicate, isn't it?
Tak kuasa aku nak tukar untuk orang lain. Huh!
2nd, my little brother the one who is 18 now, asking me to buy another perfume. Another?
I had never gave him one. How can he asked for another?
I asked why, and he said the Hugo Boss one finished already.
Weh, perfume tu aku BAGI KE ABAH! Bukan dia.
Celaka dia main pow.
I know it must be him who asked it from my dad.
Celaka apa perfume Hugo Boss 50mL pakai habis tak sampai 3 bulan.
Dah la aku tak bagi dia. Huh! Cukup untuk aku geram.
Bukan apa, aku dah bagi gift setiap orang, dia lebih lak.
Is the AUTHENTIC Arsenal home jersey is not enough?
De plus, le parfum coute RM180!
Bukan RM18 perfume Dashing Mydin!
Nak pakai perfume 4 gelen 1 hari, pakai la perfume RM10 1L. Huh!
If its my dad who finished it, i don't mind but this is my BRO!
I mean, my objective of the gift. Huhu.
I think if i am angry, i must write in English as it may sound better and nicer.
No more 'babi' isn't it?
De plus, je suis nulle en Anglais. Tak pandai la nak mencarut.
A little info ; Mak bapak aku bukan orang kaya, kerja kerajaan je. Tak ada sumber pendapatan lain. Aku harap ada babi yang tuduh aku bukan-bukan, tarik balik la.
Mesti ada babi yang kutuk atau sindir aku bila baca ni. Suka hati babi tu la.
Tak kuasa aku nak layan perasaan.
Mulut orang mana la aku boleh nak tutup.
Baik aku buka mulut aku lagi luas kan?
Lagi baik kalau aku gerak tangan taip, mulut tutup.
Pergilah mampos babi celaka!
Hodohnya apa aku tulis ni, Astaghfirullahal azim.
Kurniakan lah sifat sabar dalam diri hamba-Mu ini.